The next day, the widow's son finds his mother passed out in front of her computer. On the screen is the email : " My darling wife, I've just gotten here and everything's set for your arrival tomorrow. I hope your trip down here will be as pleasant as mine. P.S. It's really hot !"
2) While wandering around a fairground, a man enters a fortune teller's tent for a laugh. " Ah, I see you are the father of two," says the seer, gazing into her crystal ball.
" Ha, that's what you think," says the man scornfully. "I am the father of three."
"Ha! " says the fortune teller. "That's what you think."
3) A business executive visits his Chinese friend in the hospital. " Li kai yang qi quan," says the sick man feebly. The executive desperately wants to help him, but does not understand Mandarin. "Li kai yang qi guan!" says the the patient,as he draws his last breath. Later that year, the executive went Shanghai on business when he finally learns the meaning of the phrase Li Kai Yang Qi Guan: Get off the oxygen tube !
Hope you have a great laugh and a great week. (: